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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 579 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Votes: | 3480 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”