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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 3555 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”