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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 9859 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
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