so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to, like, do all these crazy challenges and stuff. but get this, the only way to pass is if u can do the standardized field sobriety test, like what even? u gotta walk in a straight line and touch your nose and stuff. but hey, it’s all for fun, right? join now and show off your mad sobriety skills, bro!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated: 3231 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Meteorites Collected: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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