so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to, like, do all these crazy challenges and stuff. but get this, the only way to pass is if u can do the standardized field sobriety test, like what even? u gotta walk in a straight line and touch your nose and stuff. but hey, it’s all for fun, right? join now and show off your mad sobriety skills, bro!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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