A cool, fun & spectacular MineTopia server. Always friendly people who you definitely want to get to know better.
MineBestTopia.serv.nu
A cool, fun & spectacular MineTopia server. Always friendly people who you definitely want to get to know better.
MineBestTopia.serv.nu
why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the floss. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and boogie down. it’s lit, fam.
so come on over to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Trump and his canal when you can have llamas and dancing potatoes? let’s get this party started! ππ¦π₯ #llamalife #potatodisco
rumor has it dat if you play on dis server long enough, you will start seeing creepers in real life! but don’t worry, dey won’t explode, dey just wanna be yo friend.
come join us and build a virtual mansion, go on virtual adventures, and maybe even find a virtual love interest. who needs real life when you can have all dis fun in da virtual world?
so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to techno-strain forever!
The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn dirt into diamonds, it’s insane! β¨π
You can build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil chickens, it’s epic! π°π·π
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance, it’s lit! ππΊπ₯
So come join us and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a llama wearing a top hat, you won’t regret it! π¦π©π€ͺ
Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.
Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!
We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!
But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.
So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.