RoiKinkin community Minecraft server!
Server survival!! Come join, and follow roikinkin on twitch! Committed to listening!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 166 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us on our server where the only currency is diamonds and the only loot boxes are the ones you find in dungeons. Say goodbye to pay-to-win and hello to mine-to-win! Our server is a sanctuary for gamers who are tired of being nickel and dimed at every turn.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic battles for rare loot. Some say he’s just a myth, but those who have faced him swear he’s the real deal.
So why waste your time on modern crappy games when you can join our server and stick it to the big, greedy companies? Come join us and experience the true joy of gaming without all the BS. See you in the mines, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Forget about trying to figure out bus schedules or dealing with crowded sidewalks, on our server you can soar through the skies on your trusty pig companion, dodging obstacles and causing chaos wherever you go.
But be warned, the pigs have a mind of their own and may take you on some unexpected detours. So saddle up and join us for a wild ride through a world where walkability and public transportation are a thing of the past!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 142 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can live out all your homesteading fantasies without ever having to deal with pesky real-life chores. Want to raise chickens, plant a garden, or build a cozy cabin in the woods? You can do it all without breaking a sweat (or your bank account).
So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best homesteading life without the hefty price tag. Who needs real land when you can have virtual land for free? It’s a no-brainer, really.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Our server is so wild, we have players running around like they just drank a stamina potion from Run Energy Changes – Open Beta 2! And don’t even get us started on Project Zanaris – October Update, where players are finding themselves in a whole new world of chaos.
But wait, there’s more! Our Halloween Fixes & Miscellaneous Changes will have you spooked and entertained all year round. Plus, if you’re new and wondering what to do, just follow our Optimal Quest Guide and Achievement Diary for some epic adventures.
Join our server now and be part of the insanity! Who needs Twitter drama when you have our chat channel, fart cc, where the real tea is spilled. And don’t forget to sign up for our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition, where the competition is so fierce, it’s like trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride giant chickens into battle against evil zombie pigmen? Or build a castle made entirely out of cheese blocks while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Big Mooner and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep… they tend to get a little carried away.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Forget about spending hundreds of dollars on a fancy graphics card, join us and build to your heart’s content with no worries about AI or corporate scams. Plus, who needs groceries when you can feast on virtual cake and cookies in the game?
So come join our server and escape the real world madness for a while. Who knows, you might even find a new job as a professional block builder!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
Forget about those other servers that are as basic as a dirt block, come join us for a Java experience that will blow your mind (and maybe your house up too, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)! So why Java? Because why settle for mediocrity when you can have madness!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Want to know how to get autism? Look no further! Our server is so crazy and unpredictable that you’ll be questioning your sanity in no time. From exploding chickens to gravity-defying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato sack races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of… you guessed it, potatoes! And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion shows, where the best-dressed llama gets crowned the king of the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a touch of madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Want to join their ranks and become the llama king? Better start practicing your llama noises!
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, we’ve got anti-gravity blocks, moon cows, and even a lunar disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
So what are you waiting for? Join the golec thread SMP today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 58 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a battle pass that will make you feel like a true warrior of the blocky world. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming EU tournament – it’s going to be more intense than a raid on an Ender Dragon’s lair!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the villagers are talking about it. And rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll be able to unlock a secret DLC character who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of their wrist.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of pigs riding minecarts through the Nether!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 901718 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
