Mine Join! A unique griefer server!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens or diving into the depths of the Nether while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts hidden throughout the server, where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples or a sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese!
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 3542 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie villagers that can do the moonwalk like nobody’s business.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the evil chickens plotting world domination).
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest anime mobs you’ll ever encounter, from giant kawaii pandas to tsundere creepers who explode in a fit of tsundere rage. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary waifu dragon, whose breath attack is a deadly combination of sparkles and rainbows.
So why waste your time watching boring anime when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you saying, “Who needs anime when you have this server?!”
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
1. Our server is run by a group of talking parrots who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see their creations!
2. We have a secret underground society of ninja turtles who roam the server, protecting players from creepers and zombies. They may even teach you some sweet ninja moves if you’re lucky!
3. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber ducks! That’s right, you can trade rubber ducks for rare items and power-ups. Quack-tastic!
4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant squid who loves to challenge players to underwater dance-offs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 6399 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us for epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the Reichstag building. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel and sauerkraut.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground bunker where you can uncover hidden treasures and artifacts from World War II. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Hitler’s lost stash of golden apples!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity of the last culturally influential iteration of Germany in Minecraft! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 954 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 140 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us and immerse yourself in three years worth of stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From wild HoloX discussions to unexpected pregnancies and everything in between, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, we even have a special reentry for bakers because why the heck not?
So, what are you waiting for? Dive into our archive of insanity and join us for a ride you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become one of our resident sluts by the end of it all!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From fighting off zombie chickens with laser eyes to riding on giant flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud, meme-filled, potato-loving good time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started! LMAO!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 4177 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 116 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Forget about those other servers where the admins are treated like corrupt scum – here, our leaders are adored by all! Just like how Saudis love bin Salman and Emiratis love Al Nahyan, our players can’t get enough of our staff members. And don’t even get us started on the Western leaders – Trudeau, Biden, Macron? Who are they? We only know our glorious server owner and their loyal mods!
So if you’re tired of the disrespect shown to leaders in the real world, come join our Minecraft server where you can finally show some love and admiration for those in charge. Who knows, you might even get a special in-game title for your undying loyalty!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Animals Bred: | 150 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us for epic hour-long marathons where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. Our server is so popular, even Toonami wants a piece of the action! Plus, we have a special deal with FUNimation and Saban that guarantees you the best experience possible.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this unique and exciting server. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate warrior and save the world from evil forces. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our community is full of quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziness for yourself. Remember, on our server, anything is possible…even if it’s just a coincidence!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 383 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 291 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
But wait, there’s more! We have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most epic battles between players, VODs that will leave you in stitches, and clips that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for all the latest updates from our resident Menheras and Otis the manager.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just remember to refresh yourself on the rules before posting, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s all in a day’s work for Fallenshadow and her crew. See you in the game!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Chad Thundercock is known for his incredible mining skills and ability to wield a diamond sword with finesse. He once defeated an army of creepers with nothing but his bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Karen the Manager Slayer is a master builder who can construct a castle out of dirt blocks in under five minutes. She once took down an entire village of villagers who dared to raise their prices on emeralds.
Join our server and prove Karen wrong on her latest conspiracy theory that the Ender Dragon is actually a government experiment gone wrong. Will you be able to uncover the truth and save the Minecraft world from impending doom? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9364 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 769816 | Enchantments Applied: | 210 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
