Mine Join! A unique griefer server!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 5524 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!
Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 131 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3892 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.
And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!
So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 866 | Potions Brewed: | 196 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 992832 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1166 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Star Shards Collected: | 264 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a server so wild and crazy that players from all over the world flocked to join. Legends say that on this server, you can find alliances like RappyDeathsquad and Daikkuri, who will fight by your side as you battle through the blocky landscapes.
But that’s not all! Scratch Tickets are your ticket to fabulous fashion items that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all other players. And don’t even get me started on the events and news updates – it’s like a whole new world of excitement every time you log in.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the game, fellow pixel warriors!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, where the creepers are so clumsy they end up blowing themselves up! Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, like diamond blocks disguised as dirt blocks (good luck finding those!). And don’t forget to visit our enchanting village where the villagers have a secret dance party every night (seriously, they’ve got moves you wouldn’t believe!).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the best 7/10 anime of all time? Come on, what are you waiting for? It’s time to embark on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Jontronbros, a group of players who are so skilled at Minecraft that they can build entire cities in a single night and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just be careful… you might not feel so good after all the excitement!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 7923 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 96 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of pink llamas start raining from the sky. Or how about stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers? Anything is possible on our server!
And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, except way more ridiculous.
So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server. Just remember, anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where every time you insult someone, a magical rainbow unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But seriously, join us and let the drama unfold as you become the ultimate online villain. Who needs potential friends anyway when you can have a reputation for being a total jerk? Join now and let the trolling begin!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Just like how Glass Mask showcased the changing culture of Japan after WW2, our server will showcase the ever-evolving world of block-building adventures. From running to school with bread in your mouth to crushing on the captain of the pixelated soccer club, our server has it all!
Don’t take the world of Minecraft for granted – join our server and see how quickly things can change in just one generation. Who knows, maybe you’ll grow up dreaming of being a blocky mangaka creating epic stories in our virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Dive in and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3874 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 172 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
One player even shared a story about his little sister getting down with a white dude in a diamond armor suit – talk about a love story for the ages! Join us for some scandalous fun and outrageous adventures that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join our server and you’ll find yourself embarking on epic quests to slay dragons in the Eiffel Tower, or mining for diamonds in the ruins of the Colosseum. Our custom-built villages are filled with quirky NPCs who will trade you rare items for the most ridiculous things, like a stack of cooked chicken or a selfie with a creeper.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world, and it’s up to you to stop them before it’s too late. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of a fixed Europe like never before!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 56 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
