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FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join us at play.minearchy.com or bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132).

Q: Are new players welcome?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all skill levels.

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: We offer a variety of minigames including Prop Hunt, KitPvP, and upcoming Bedwars.

Q: Is there a website I can visit for more information?

A: Yes, you can visit our website at landsofminearchy.com.

Q: Who is the owner of Lands of Minearchy?

A: jonaas13 is the owner of Lands of Minearchy.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 3
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Blocky Battles: Minecraft Madness with ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’!

    Blocky Battles: Minecraft Madness with ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find all the enchanted diamond gear your heart desires. 3. Our server lore is so deep, it makes the Nether look like a kiddie pool. 4. We have a bug tracker that is actually run by real bugs. Don’t worry, they won’t bite… hard. 5. Our statistics are so mind-blowing, even Herobrine himself is impressed. 6. Our news and streams section will keep you updated on all the latest gossip in the Minecraft world. Who knew villagers had so much drama?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Creepers Past My Bedtime

    Creepers Past My Bedtime
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggle of not wanting to sleep because you have to wagey at 9? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you NEETs out there who just want to live off inheritance and play vidya games all day long.

    Join us and escape the judgment of society as you build your dream world in Minecraft. Need a break from your neurotic boss and the stress of adulting? Come smoke some virtual meth with us and forget all your worries.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our insane community where anything is possible, even smashing underage girls (just kidding, that’s not allowed). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Ores Mined: 9068 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Minecraft Misadventures: Mushoku Tensei Edition

    Minecraft Misadventures: Mushoku Tensei Edition
    Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where your daughter and her trusty sidekick Lily are about to shake things up with a magitek revolution? Picture this: flying pigs, talking cows, and diamond swords that shoot fireballs.

    Join now and witness the epic journey of these two unlikely heroes as they take on creepers, zombies, and even the occasional rogue Ender Dragon. Who needs a boring old regular Minecraft server when you can be a part of this wild and wacky adventure?

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that’s about to unfold. See you in the game!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Ores Mined: 2579
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Pixel Pimps: Minecraft’s Hottest Escort Service in Tiny Town

    Pixel Pimps: Minecraft’s Hottest Escort Service in Tiny Town
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some wild fun? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can explore a tiny town with less than 10K residents and discover a hidden world of escorts and prostitutes without the fear of getting arrested!

    Embark on crazy adventures as you navigate through the town, trying to avoid the watchful eyes of the law while seeking out some naughty companionship. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server!

    So come on, join us and see what kind of trouble you can stir up in our uber small town Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Crafty Übermensch Adventures: Post Ayan Edition

    Crafty Übermensch Adventures: Post Ayan Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We have Ayan Übermensch from every country in the world posting hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    Join our server and witness the chaos as Ayan Übermensch from all corners of the globe come together to create the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of themselves to starting epic battles over who has the best pet pig, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Ayan Übermensch sensation in your country!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • FalloutCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Nukes!

    FalloutCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Nukes!
    Are you tired of pretending that Fallout 76 isn’t a good game? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of post-apocalyptic fun! Our server is like if Fallout 76 and Minecraft had a baby, but without all the bugs and glitches (hopefully).

    Explore a vast world filled with mutated creatures, abandoned buildings, and radioactive landscapes. Build your own shelter, scavenge for resources, and team up with other players to survive in this harsh new world.

    But beware, there may be some unexpected surprises along the way. Rumor has it that a group of players have formed a cult worshiping a giant blocky mothman, and there are reports of mysterious disappearances near the abandoned mine shafts.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky post-apocalyptic world! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to turning all those pesky creepers into friendly companions.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • MuricaCraft: Where Europeans and Non-Americans Need Not Apply! LOLZ

    MuricaCraft: Where Europeans and Non-Americans Need Not Apply! LOLZ
    Are you tired of dealing with pesky spammers and porn posters ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server! We have range banned all Europeans and non-Americans to ensure a spam-free and wholesome environment for all players.

    Join us and witness the epic battle of Americans vs Europeans as we fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Only time will tell on our crazy server! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures. See you in the game!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 92 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Animals Bred: 129 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • BlockyBanter: The LOLcraft Server

    BlockyBanter: The LOLcraft Server
    “Join our epic Minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that’s just the beginning. We have secret hidden realms filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!”

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 29 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Magic Items Found: 1086
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Blocky Boner Brigade

    Blocky Boner Brigade
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate late-night edging experience you’ve been craving!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the dark, heart racing as you narrowly avoid a creeper explosion. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. But beware, for the mobs in this dungeon are not your average zombies and skeletons – they’re disco-loving, diamond-wearing monsters ready to party!

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server for the ultimate late-night edging adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT we like to surprise our players with). It’s time to level up your Minecraft game and embrace the madness that awaits you!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Alien Abductions: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • South AmeriBros: Keeping Creeper-icans in Check!

    South AmeriBros: Keeping Creeper-icans in Check!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the posters are as dull as a rainy day in the desert? Join our server where we, the based ameribros, keep those pesky South American countries in check! Our posters are top-notch quality, unlike those other servers who can’t even spell “autonomy” correctly. Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs autonomy when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Magic Items Found: 3977 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem: Cowboys vs Romans vs Fallout

    Minecraft Mayhem: Cowboys vs Romans vs Fallout
    Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and ride on over to our wild west meets ancient Rome meets post-apocalyptic wasteland Minecraft server! Who knew Cowboys and Romans could coexist in the world of Fallout? But hey, anything is possible in our wacky server where the rules of reality are just a suggestion.

    Picture this: you’re moseying along the dusty streets of New Vegas, when suddenly a legion of Romans come marching through, ready to conquer and build their empire. But wait, here comes a posse of cowboys on horseback, lassos at the ready to round up some troublemakers. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

    Forget about canon, forget about logic, and come join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs the official Fallout games when you can have the ultimate mashup of Cowboys, Romans, and post-apocalyptic shenanigans? So grab your six-shooter and your toga, and join us for a ride you’ll never forget!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Animals Bred: 91

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Blocky Banter Brigade

    Blocky Banter Brigade
    Imagine a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! This server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and dances the Macarena!

    Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy! Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil villagers who steal your enchanted cookies.

    But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. Will you accept his challenge and bust a move to victory, or will you be banished to the Nether realm for eternity?

    So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep)!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 309 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • MineCrafty Fantasy: XIVg – Endwalker Edition

    MineCrafty Fantasy: XIVg – Endwalker Edition
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring events and lackluster communities? Well, look no further than our upcoming server, DAWNTRAIL!

    Join us for early access on June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other. Release date is set for July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars and get ready for some epic adventures.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration happening right now until May 8, where you can battle alongside your favorite characters and earn exclusive rewards. And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition.

    Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide at reentry.org/xivgresources6. And if you’re looking to meet up with fellow players, join us on April 14 for a Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or on April 15 for some Eden Raids at the Crystarium Bar.

    So why wait? Join us on DAWNTRAIL for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures or make friends with a virtual dragon. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6101 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Zombie Apocalypse Funhouse: Where Brainwashing is a Survival Skill!

    Zombie Apocalypse Funhouse: Where Brainwashing is a Survival Skill!
    Are you tired of waiting for genetically engineered brainwashed perfect hotties to become a reality? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has them all! Join us and experience a world where everyone is a flawless supermodel with the brains of Einstein (and the looks of a Kardashian).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in on the fun!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted items. Just be careful of the lava pit guarding it – we hear it has a taste for unsuspecting players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible (and where chickens rule the dance floor).

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3033
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 154 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Pot o’ Gold Mine: Where Irish Americans outnumber the Irish!

    Pot o’ Gold Mine: Where Irish Americans outnumber the Irish!
    Are you tired of being surrounded by leprechauns and pots of gold in Ireland? Come join our Minecraft server where we have more Irish people living in America than in Ireland! Our server is so popular that even the leprechauns have packed their bags and moved across the pond for a taste of the action.

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of shenanigans. Who needs luck of the Irish when you have a whole community of Irish Americans to back you up? So grab your potato and come join the fun on our server – where the craic is always 90!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 495 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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