Mine-archy: Where the only ruling is who has the most diamonds! 1.20.X

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Features	Description
SMP	Join our bustling SMP community, where players of all kinds are welcomed.
Minigames	Experience endless fun with a wide range of minigames.
Start your Journey	Trailer: Watch Here

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join us at play.minearchy.com or bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132).

Q: Are new players welcome?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all skill levels.

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: We offer a variety of minigames including Prop Hunt, KitPvP, and upcoming Bedwars.

Q: Is there a website I can visit for more information?

A: Yes, you can visit our website at landsofminearchy.com.

Q: Who is the owner of Lands of Minearchy?

A: jonaas13 is the owner of Lands of Minearchy.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Creeper Conundrum: Radical HoMM3ism Edition

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Are you tired of the chaos and niggerdry of the modern world? Do you seek refuge in a land where you can escape the madness and immerse yourself in the world of HoMM3? Look no further, for our Minecraft server is the ultimate sanctuary for Radical HoMM3ism!

Join us as we embark on epic quests, conquer challenging scenarios, and engage in fierce HotA duels. Leave behind the niggerfaggotry of the outside world and embrace the glory of HoMM3!

But that’s not all – when you need a break from saving the world of Enroth, you can kick back and play vintage arcade games from the comfort of your own virtual home. It’s a double dose of nostalgia and fun!

So come join us on our server, where the only chaos you’ll find is in the battles you wage and the friendships you forge. Embrace Radical HoMM3ism and become the aristocrat of your own virtual soul!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SchizoCraft: Where you’re always switching between being a pro and a noob!

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Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the rollercoaster of emotions as you constantly alternate between being a doomer and an improover. One minute you’ll be building a beautiful castle, feeling like the king of the world, and the next you’ll be hiding in a hole, convinced that the creepers are out to get you. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server! So come on, join us and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might just survive long enough to tell the tale of your epic Minecraft journey.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Asuka’s Chip-tastic Minecraft Adventure

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Picture this: Asuka, the legendary potato chip connoisseur, is snacking away while building a giant potato chip castle. And guess what? You can join her on this epic adventure! But wait, there’s more – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground potato chip mine filled with rare flavors waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the potato chip madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Blockwatch: Where Creeper Kills are Play of the Game

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Are you tired of being banned for accidentally setting fire to the entire village with your lava bucket? Well, fear not, because on our server, we welcome all Chuds with open arms! We believe in second chances, third chances, heck, even fourth chances! So come on back and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional ban hammer, but let’s not dwell on that). So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some more hilarious memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ores Mined:	2143
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Kenyan Invasion: Minecraft Edition

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further because we have the most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us on our server where we have a unique theme inspired by the wild adventures of Kenya invading Haiti with 60 million dollars! Who knew Minecraft could get so political?

Embark on quests to find hidden treasures in Haiti, battle it out with other players to claim your territory, and see if Kenya really puts their money where their mouth is in this crazy virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to meet the elusive Minecraft version of the Kenyan president leading the charge. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Respawn Rodeo: Where Dying is Just Another Way to Say Hello

“Youth, beauty, death, Dying, Fame, Honor, honorably, Imposter, Incompetence, INTELLECT, million deaths, MONEY, nobody, passing, POVERTY, powerlessness, respawn, rodeo, Stardom, stupidity, trans women, Transgender, Worship

Are you tired of worshipping all the wrong things in life? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from your existential crisis! Join us and worship the almighty block, the one true ruler of the virtual world!

On our server, you can build your own temple to the block gods, sacrifice virtual chickens in their honor, and even participate in epic block-building battles to prove your devotion. Who needs money, beauty, or fame when you have the power of the block on your side?

So come join us and embrace the pixelated paradise that awaits you. Say goodbye to your earthly woes and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can stack your blocks. Worship death? Nah, we worship blocks, baby!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Kids Club: Where we learn Minecraft facts faster than you can say ‘Creeper!’

#revelation, age, Awareness, Childhood, club, cognition, Crafty, creeper, Development, discovery, education, enlightenment, Experience, facts, Faster, growth, Insight, Kids, knowledge, learn, learning, Memory, milestone, Minecraft, realization, Recollection, Understanding, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil llamas, build a house out of diamond blocks, and discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots! And did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with players through telepathy? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PizzaCraft: Where you can copy flags and build pasta houses! 🍕🇮🇹

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more flags than a UN summit! Need a flag for your castle? We got you covered. Want to create a flag that will make Italy jealous? We’ve got that too.

Join our server and create the most outrageous flags you can imagine. Just remember, if you try to copy Italy’s flag, be prepared for some serious flag drama. Who knew flags could be so scandalous?

So come on over and let your flag fly high on our server. Just be ready for some flag-tastic fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Raptor Jesus’ Revenge: A Minecraft Server of Epic Proportions

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Are you tired of living in fear of Raptor Jesus returning and wreaking havoc on your Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is Raptor Jesus-proof! Our team of expert builders have constructed an impenetrable fortress to keep him at bay. Join now and never worry about being trampled by a giant dinosaur with a messiah complex ever again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. Yes, you read that right. Bacon. Trees. Need we say more?

And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, why not join our secret underground society of llama warriors? These majestic creatures are more than just pack animals – they’re trained in the art of llama-fu and will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that come your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another day in Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	56

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pixelated Pals: The Blocky Simulation Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us as we uncover the truth behind our existence in this wacky world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, maybe we’ll discover that we’re all just characters in a giant simulation created by a group of mischievous aliens!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious portal and unlock its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a mind-blowing adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our server, where you can explore the mystical Necropolis filled with ancient ruins and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updated with patch notes that will blow your mind. We’ve got challenge rewards that will make you question reality and PoE 2 early access in 2024! Yes, you heard that right, time travel is real on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got a whole arsenal of compiled links, tools, and utilities that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	437	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Potions Brewed:	79
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftingHusbandMaterial: Where you can mine for love and build a happy family in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, wishing for a loving husband to share your Minecraft adventures with? Look no further! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft bachelors just waiting to build a cozy house with you and start a pixelated family.

Join our server and find your perfect match among our community of players who are all searching for that special someone to craft with. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world filled with love and creepers.

So why settle for a single-player world when you can have a loving husband, kids, and a beautiful house in a place where the only limit is your imagination? Join our server now and start your pixelated love story today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Animals Bred:	125
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Towns Built:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ye Olde Potato Kingdom

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Britain and India collide in a wacky and wild adventure! Join us for a chance to build your own Taj Mahal next to Big Ben, because why not?

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you can’t ride a llama while sipping on a cup of tea? Well, look no further! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as Queen Victoria while sipping on a virtual cup of tea that actually boosts your mining skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft player, Sir Minecraftalot, who once defeated a creeper with nothing but a baguette and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he can summon a rain of diamonds just by doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of Britain and India coming together in the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AutistCraft: Where even the creepers are socially awkward!

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Are you tired of falling for fake rumors and myths in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has been thoroughly inspected by expert autists to debunk all those crazy conspiracy theories you’ve heard about the game. We even managed to track down the lead game designer to confirm that there are no secret hidden levels or mythical creatures lurking in the shadows. Join us and put those wild rumors to rest once and for all!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Loose-Leaf Newsletter: The Minecraft Server of Your Dreams!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all players, no matter their background or beliefs! Join us for a wild ride through a world where European American middle class non-gays are the ultimate underdogs, fighting against the tyranny of lesbian overlords who despise them for their impeccable fashion sense and love of cheeseburgers.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a few disgruntled NPCs who just can’t seem to get over their hatred of European men. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show those pesky lesbians that European Americans are not to be messed with!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of fighting for equality, justice, and the right to wear socks with sandals without judgment. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those mysterious pamphlets in the library. The adventure awaits!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!