Mindless Retards Minecraft SMP Invasion

7/10 woman, ai, arbitrary, bio-reductionist nihilism, CHIVALROUS, coddled, Demographic, dynamic, ETHER, evolutionary, EXCUSE, genders reversed, Honor, Invasion, memes, mid, MINDLESS, Minecraft, replaced, retards, smp, social defense, society

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic battle of mindless retards defending a 7/10 woman named ‘mid’ against all odds! But wait, what if the genders were reversed? Picture the chaos that would ensue as society’s chivalrous honor disappears into thin air like arbitrary memes. Don’t be left behind in the AI revolution, join us now and experience the insanity for yourself! Who needs excuses when you have bio-reductionist nihilism on your side?

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dragons Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Potions Brewed:	108	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Animals Bred:	168	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	137
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5247	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Farms Harvested:	699	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4375	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Towns Built:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

server.ardania.de