Mindless Retards Minecraft SMP Invasion

7/10 woman, ai, arbitrary, bio-reductionist nihilism, CHIVALROUS, coddled, Demographic, dynamic, ETHER, evolutionary, EXCUSE, genders reversed, Honor, Invasion, memes, mid, MINDLESS, Minecraft, replaced, retards, smp, social defense, society

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Farms Harvested:	505	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic battle of mindless retards defending a 7/10 woman named ‘mid’ against all odds! But wait, what if the genders were reversed? Picture the chaos that would ensue as society’s chivalrous honor disappears into thin air like arbitrary memes. Don’t be left behind in the AI revolution, join us now and experience the insanity for yourself! Who needs excuses when you have bio-reductionist nihilism on your side?

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	118
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Votes:	3037

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	173	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Buildings Constructed:	46
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Votes:	1003
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5372
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mines Excavated:	1952
Dimension Hops:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	3158

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Animals Bred:	177	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Votes:	2124
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Towns Built:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Star Shards Collected:	260	Alien Abductions:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	New Chunks Explored:	480201
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Votes:	2574	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	8

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dimension Hops:	11

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com