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Players: 93/300 Votes: 3593
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Towns Built: 3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 14

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like self-help meets adult content, but in a totally weird and wacky way! Like, imagine building your dreams while also exploring some crazy adult-themed worlds, it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain!

You’ll be like an upper middle-class, gen Z middle manager in the Minecraft world, creating and conquering like a boss. Plus, who knows what kind of hilarious jokes will pop up while you’re playing? It’s a wild ride that you won’t wanna miss out on!

So come on, join the madness and let’s see where this crazy Minecraft server takes us! Just remember, self-help and adult content have never been this bizarre and entertaining before!

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  • PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

    PixelPleasure Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 5798
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in second chances and balancing out beauty procedures with PS5 purchases!

    Join us on this server where you can build your dream world while also making questionable financial decisions. Need to buy that new gaming console to even things out with your partner’s surprise beauty expenses? No problem, we support you!

    Embark on epic adventures, mine for diamonds, and maybe even find yourself in a situation where you have to decide between a PS5 and financial harmony. Who knows what crazy stories will unfold on our server?

    So come join us and let’s see where your questionable financial decisions take you in the world of Minecraft! Remember, it’s all about balance…and maybe a little bit of chaos too.

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  • PunchCraft: No Hangover Guaranteed!

    PunchCraft: No Hangover Guaranteed!
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 6449
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Sandy after a few too many sips of punch? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time that will leave you stumbling around like Sandy at the office party.

    We don’t just serve regular punch, oh no. Our punch is so potent, it’ll make you question reality. Just like Sandy thought she was drunk off our non-alcoholic punch, you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Join us for a party that will leave you feeling like you’ve fallen off your chair (metaphorically, of course). And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even receive an angry text from a coworker accusing you of spiking the punch. It’s all in good fun, right?

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft. And Sandy, if you’re reading this, we’ve got a special non-alcoholic punch waiting just for you. Cheers!

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  • MovieLoverMC SMP

    MovieLoverMC SMP
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 4039
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Potions Brewed: 142 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF! We have like, a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and stuff, it’s like a real-life heist movie but in Minecraft, LOL. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Steve who loves to blow stuff up but he’s totally chill, I swear. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and make rainbows appear out of thin air, it’s insane! So like, what’s your favorite movie? Mine is definitely “Minecraft: The Movie” starring all of us as the badass heroes saving the world from evil mobs. Join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftSMPGoals #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 😂🔥🐲💎

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  • AlphaCraftMC

    AlphaCraftMC
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 6765
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Votes: 200
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Alien Abductions: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where everyone is just a bunch of beta players? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept the most alpha of alpha males. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a pack of creepers come charging at you. But fear not, because on our server, you’ll have a team of alpha males ready to protect you at all costs. Need a new pickaxe? Our alpha males will craft one for you with their bare hands. Want to build a castle? Our alpha males will gather resources for you while serenading you with their beautiful singing voices. So come join us and experience the true power of the alpha male in the world of Minecraft.

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  • SpaceXCraft Minecraft Server

    SpaceXCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 3292
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Towns Built: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this: elon musk, right, he’s all like “yo, we gotta deorbit the international space station like, now, man.” and we’re all like “whaaaat?” but then he’s like “nah, trust me, it’ll be lit.” so, like, we’re all confused but also kinda intrigued, you know?

    anyway, so we were all chilling on this minecraft server, right, and elon musk pops in outta nowhere and he’s like “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, you gotta join ASAP.” and we’re all like “wait, what about the space station?” but he’s like “nah, forget about that, this server is where it’s at.”

    so, like, we all join the server and it’s like a whole new world, man. there’s flying pigs, talking trees, and a secret underground lair where you can battle dragons and stuff. it’s wild, bro.

    plus, elon musk said that if you join the server, you’ll get a free rocket ship to explore the galaxy with. like, who wouldn’t want that, right?

    so, yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy adventure and wanna hang out with elon musk in minecraft, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s outta this world. literally.

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  • ZombieCraft: Left 4 Deutschland

    ZombieCraft: Left 4 Deutschland
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 6693
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    u know that feeling when u think something is dead but then it comes back to life like a frickin zombie? well that’s exactly what happened to germany’s left on this minecraft server. they were down and out, everyone thought they were done for, but NOPE they rose from the ashes like a phoenix and now they’re stronger than ever. join this server if u wanna be part of a comeback story that’ll make u go “whaaaaat??” every time u log in. plus, there’s like a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine them. so what are u waiting for?? come join the party before it’s too late!

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  • Revive Mice Lab – Knockout Study

    Revive Mice Lab – Knockout Study
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 6006
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Potions Brewed: 97 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 94 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where lab mice are running around tryna revive their knocked-out buddies? well, look no further cuz that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! these little guys are like tiny doctors, always ready to save the day.

    join us for the most epic adventure of your life as you navigate through a world where lab mice are the real heroes. watch as they perform CPR on each other and use tiny defibrillators to bring their friends back to life. it’s like a medical drama, but with fur and whiskers!

    but that’s not all, folks! we also have a secret underground lab where the mice conduct crazy experiments and create potions that give you superpowers. want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? just ask one of our mouse scientists and they’ll hook you up.

    so come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most rodent-filled adventure of your life. who knew lab mice could be so cool?

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  • Crankshafted

    Crankshafted
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 9588
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Ores Mined: 6858
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Overview

    Crankshafted.com was launched on the 1st of this month. Our new SMP server is strictly 18+ and features a freshly generated map, a fully whitelisted environment, and absolutely no pay-to-win elements. Designed for fair gameplay and community fun, we invite you to relax and enjoy a balanced experience.

    Join us by applying on our website and become part of a vibrant community that values skill, creativity, and genuine competition. Don’t miss out on the adventure!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the minimum age requirement to join? Players must be 18 years or older to join our server.
    Is the server whitelisted? Yes, our server is fully whitelisted to maintain a safe and friendly environment for all players.
    Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server? No, we do not have any pay-to-win elements on our server. We believe in fair gameplay for all.
    How can I apply to join the server? You can apply to join our server by visiting our website and filling out the application form.
    What kind of gameplay experience can I expect on the server? Our server offers a balanced experience with a focus on skill, creativity, and community fun. Join us for a unique adventure!

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  • MediCraft Server: No Pay, No Heal!

    MediCraft Server: No Pay, No Heal!
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 8811
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our cats have phone numbers and get into wild adventures! Join us for the chance to meet Bandit, the legendary cat who scratches first and asks questions later.

    Picture this: you’re out for a stroll with your trusty feline companion when suddenly, a kid and his mom approach. Despite your warnings, the kid decides to pet Bandit and ends up with a scratch to remember. But wait, there’s more! The kid’s mom then demands you pay for his hospital bill because of an infection from the scratch.

    But fear not, on our server, we don’t just deal with creepers and zombies – we handle crazy cat drama too! Join us for the chance to navigate through wild encounters with entitled parents, unruly kids, and of course, our mischievous Bandit. Can you handle the chaos and come out on top like a true Minecraft warrior? Join now and find out!

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  • MommaDramaCraft

    MommaDramaCraft
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 7235
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with exes who can’t handle rejection? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a zero tolerance policy for toxic behavior! We don’t need any “broskis” or “kys” in our community, just good vibes and building blocks.

    Our server is so amazing, even the ultra-religious moms approve of it! Just like how one player’s ex couldn’t handle being blocked and started throwing insults, but don’t worry, our player had the perfect revenge by exposing his behavior to his own mom. Talk about a plot twist!

    So if you’re looking for a drama-free Minecraft experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any ex-boyfriend drama, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new crafting partner who appreciates your crocheting skills and rowdy music suggestions. Let’s block out the negativity and build a better world together!

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  • RedstoneRepublicansMC SMP

    RedstoneRepublicansMC SMP
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 8951
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Potions Brewed: 115 Void Armor Forged: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, the wildest server ever, I swear! So like, you gotta join because we have the most epic PvP battles and the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. Like, one time, we had this giant chicken statue that shot lasers out of its eyes, it was lit af.

    And get this, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, like, you won’t believe the stuff we have down there. And the best part is, we have this legendary player who goes by the name of DiamondDestroyer69, and he’s like, the king of the server. He once took down a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword, it was so epic.

    So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up and we’ll hook you up with all the fun and chaos you could ever dream of. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftforlife #diamondsfordays #chickenlaserbeams

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  • RichCraft: Diamonds & Dollars

    RichCraft: Diamonds & Dollars
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 6856
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 210 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Animals Bred: 124 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever dated a Minecraft player who’s so rich they have diamond armor for every day of the week? Join our server and experience the luxurious life of the elite Minecraft players! Our spawn area is a replica of a real-life mansion, complete with a pool filled with lava (for that extra hot tub experience).

    But that’s not all! Our players have so much wealth, they use emeralds as toilet paper and build their houses out of solid gold blocks. Join now and you might just find yourself riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Don’t miss out on the chance to live like a Minecraft millionaire!

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  • MacAttack Minecraft Server

    MacAttack Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 5399
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where we all pretend to be french soldiers and increase our military spending in minecraft? like, we start at 2.1% but then we go all out and bump it up to 5% of our GDP. it’s like, so intense and epic, you gotta join us and show off your military strategy skills while building up your own little army in the game. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where you can roleplay as a french soldier and take over the minecraft world with your mad military skills? come join us and let’s conquer together!

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  • CraftyPutin2020

    CraftyPutin2020
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 496
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Mines Excavated: 2193
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we make america great again by building walls around our bases to keep out the russian creepers! donald trump himself plays on our server and he’s always trying to negotiate trade deals with the villagers. one time, vladimir putin tried to grief our server but we built a giant statue of trump to scare him away. join us for the most politically charged minecraft experience ever! #buildthewall #trump2020

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