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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 1292 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
Our server is like therapy, but with exploding creepers and diamond swords! Let your inner child run wild as you build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a therapist when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
So come on, leave your emotional baggage at the door and join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombie hordes and riding pigs into the sunset to even remember what messed you up in the first place.