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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 2505 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Animals Bred: | 167 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
Our server is like therapy, but with exploding creepers and diamond swords! Let your inner child run wild as you build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a therapist when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
So come on, leave your emotional baggage at the door and join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombie hordes and riding pigs into the sunset to even remember what messed you up in the first place.