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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 953 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Our server is like therapy, but with exploding creepers and diamond swords! Let your inner child run wild as you build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a therapist when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
So come on, leave your emotional baggage at the door and join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombie hordes and riding pigs into the sunset to even remember what messed you up in the first place.