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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 5336 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Our server is like therapy, but with exploding creepers and diamond swords! Let your inner child run wild as you build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a therapist when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
So come on, leave your emotional baggage at the door and join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombie hordes and riding pigs into the sunset to even remember what messed you up in the first place.