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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 1055 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 140 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 876 |
Runes Activated: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Our server is like therapy, but with exploding creepers and diamond swords! Let your inner child run wild as you build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a therapist when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
So come on, leave your emotional baggage at the door and join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombie hordes and riding pigs into the sunset to even remember what messed you up in the first place.