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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 6354 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 57 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Our server is like therapy, but with exploding creepers and diamond swords! Let your inner child run wild as you build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a therapist when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
So come on, leave your emotional baggage at the door and join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombie hordes and riding pigs into the sunset to even remember what messed you up in the first place.