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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 1626 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
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So come on down to our server and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the madness, or you might never want to leave!