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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 4647 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 43 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret potion that will make any woman you find interesting have to deal with you. That’s right, no more awkward first dates or rejection letters – just pure, unadulterated mind control.
So come on down to our server and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the madness, or you might never want to leave!