– loyal administration– various mini-games– donation groups– skill pumping system– cities– Discord channel
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the cows speak in Shakespearean sonnets and the zombies have a killer dance routine. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you ROFLing all day long.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather and summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep.
So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be a wild ride, kek!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Unicorn, who grants wishes to those who can catch it.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, or build a roller coaster that goes straight into the heart of a volcano? Trust us, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us for epic battles against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server with their llama army. But don’t worry, we have a team of ninja pandas ready to defend us with their bamboo swords and ninja skills.
And if that’s not enough, we have a hidden treasure hunt where you can find rare loot like enchanted diamond armor and magical potions that turn you into a unicorn for a day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Imagine building your base in abandoned military barracks or unused flats, all while housing asylum seekers and transporting them to safety. With a net worth of £750 million, Graham King is on track to become the first immigration industry billionaire in Britain – and you can be a part of his wild journey!
But that’s not all – taxpayers are shelling out between £127 and £148 a day to house these migrants, so you know the stakes are high! Join now and experience the thrill of managing decrepit, impoverished, and run-down properties while making a profit of £91.2 million a year.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our asylum seeker crisis-themed SMP and become a part of the madness today!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us and witness the epic rise of Poland in the Minecraft universe. Our players are so skilled, they could negotiate peace treaties with creepers and trade diamonds with villagers like it’s nobody’s business. American and British commentators are raving about our server, saying Poland should’ve been invited to all the important meetings in the gaming world.
So why wait? Join our server and be part of the Polish Golden Age in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even get a chance to sit at the virtual round table with the top players and discuss world domination strategies over a virtual feast of pork chops and golden apples. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure – join now!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 107 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us as we liberate the galaxy one block at a time, working together to defeat the evil forces of creepers and zombies. Build your own base, mine for diamonds, and unleash chaos on the unsuspecting mobs that dare to challenge us.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by the one and only Steve from Minecraft himself. He’s been known to drop by and challenge players to a build-off or two. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those alien insects who’s boss!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
But be warned, the ocean is filled with hidden treasure chests guarded by evil mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot. And don’t even get us started on the giant squid that likes to photobomb our sunset selfies.
So come on down to our beachside paradise and make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Just remember to bring your sunscreen and your sense of humor, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. See you at the beach, beach!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 83 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3273 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Picture this: Pennsylvania goes blue by only 10k votes, all thanks to Bad Bunny’s last-minute endorsement. And that’s not all, the election ends up tied, leading to a Trump-Walz administration ruling the land. Can you imagine the chaos?
But wait, there’s more! In our server, anything can happen, like Harris losing Michigan because Muslims decided to vote green. It’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest election outcomes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Our server is like a political thriller, with backstabbing, betrayal, and secret alliances around every corner. Just like in real life, you never know who you can trust on our server. Will your best friend turn on you for a stack of diamonds? Will you be able to keep your base safe from griefers and thieves? Only time will tell!
But don’t worry, we have a strict no-hacking policy, so you won’t have to worry about any mysterious ballot dumps affecting your gameplay. And if you do happen to break the rules, our admin team is like a group of Minecraft vigilantes, ready to bring justice to those who try to cheat their way to victory.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the world outside is the world inside our server. Who knows, you might just become the next president of our virtual world!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Picture this: a group of players who communicate through obscure bible and movie references, making it impossible for anyone under the age of 14 in a shintoist country to understand what’s going on. But hey, who needs to make sense when you’re having this much fun?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our players are so dedicated to the game that they actually want strangers to break into their rooms in the middle of the night? It’s like a real-life mystery waiting to be solved, only in Minecraft form.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion – you’re going to need it!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 175 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 109 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
