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| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 6050 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 189 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
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like, scientists have done studies and stuff, and they found out that milk is, like, the best way to get drugs into your system. so, like, if you wanna be the healthiest, most drugged up player on the server, you gotta join this place, man.
plus, like, there’s this legend that if you find the secret cow level on the server, you’ll be granted, like, unlimited milk and drugs for life. it’s, like, the ultimate reward for the most hardcore players.
so, like, come join us on this epic minecraft server and get ready to have the time of your life. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, dude.
