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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 2683 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Join us for outrageous adventures where you can build your own virtual fortress to keep out unwanted visitors, just like you did in real life! No need to worry about uninvited guests holding your virtual baby while you clean up after them – on our server, you’re in control.
And if you ever need a break from virtual parenting, feel free to let your in-game husband handle the responsibilities while you go on a virtual date. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have to clean up after virtual egg-cooking MILs along the way.
So come join us on our server, where closed mouths don’t get fed, but entitled players always find a way to survive and thrive!