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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 3460 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Join us for outrageous adventures where you can build your own virtual fortress to keep out unwanted visitors, just like you did in real life! No need to worry about uninvited guests holding your virtual baby while you clean up after them – on our server, you’re in control.
And if you ever need a break from virtual parenting, feel free to let your in-game husband handle the responsibilities while you go on a virtual date. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have to clean up after virtual egg-cooking MILs along the way.
So come join us on our server, where closed mouths don’t get fed, but entitled players always find a way to survive and thrive!