Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 743 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 46 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us for outrageous adventures where you can build your own virtual fortress to keep out unwanted visitors, just like you did in real life! No need to worry about uninvited guests holding your virtual baby while you clean up after them – on our server, you’re in control.
And if you ever need a break from virtual parenting, feel free to let your in-game husband handle the responsibilities while you go on a virtual date. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have to clean up after virtual egg-cooking MILs along the way.
So come join us on our server, where closed mouths don’t get fed, but entitled players always find a way to survive and thrive!
