Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as wiping someone’s ass for them? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging poop-filled obstacles just like in the story above. Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning reality as you battle mobs and clean up after them (hopefully not in the same way as the MIL in the story).

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can compete in poop-cleaning challenges and earn exclusive rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as crazy as wiping someone’s ass at a family reunion, join us now! Just don’t forget to bring your own toilet paper.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Zyncsmp

    Zyncsmp
    Server IP: Zyncsmp.us

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Cardboard Craft

    Cardboard Craft

    Welcome to Cardboard Craft!

    We have a few gamemodes including:

    Survival Creative Survival Games Bedwars

    As our player base grows, we will add more servers and gamemodes! Join us @ play.cardboardcraft.net

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Bloques Socialistas

    Bloques Socialistas

    Survival server.

    It has magic plugins, because we got bored with vanilla.

    We aspire to build a democratic space regarding the operation of the server, and we communicate through a Jitsi call.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Creeed lifefuse

    Creeed lifefuse

    Creed SMP is a lifesteal smp where u gain hearts by killing players and loose hearts if u get killed by a players. Server contains lots of fun plugins which will make you a wondeful stay in our server. So what are you waiting for? hop on to the server for the adventure. Both Cracked and Orginal Account players can join and even bedrock players can join too…

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • SkyDead

    SkyDead

    SkyDead ip: SkyDead01.minhut.gg version: 1.12.2 to 1.15.2 we recommend 1.15.2 mode: survival (open) minigame (open) pvp (open) Factions (closed) prison (opened) In survival you will be able to purchase weapons

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • pengucraft

    pengucraft

    custom mobs and custom loot, custom spawners, mcmmo, kits, survival, custom plugins, jobs, trails, player shops

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Valtichub

    Valtichub

    Valtichub.comBOX-PVPNO KEEP INVBEST BOX SERVERAFK REWARDSVOTE REWARDS

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • FewFrands

    FewFrands

    Great Small survival server!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 43

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • cybergrave.net – redpilled survival

    cybergrave.net – redpilled survival

    cybergrave.net is an unadulterated classical Minecraft experience with hints of playfullness and creativity. cybergrave.net is a place where gamers and gamerettes come to relax and enjoy themselves. It is an inclusive space for all peoples, but does not ensure any safety from uninclusive behavior such as hate-speech, racism, or any type of bigotry; no type of speech shall be supressed. cybergrave.net is your friendly neighborhood rabbi who coaxes you into a dark alley, only to surprise you with the works of Martin Luther. cybergrave.net does not recognize Israel as a legitimate state. cybergrave.net is a CIA psychological operation that we want you to know about. We are proudly hosted on the Island of Little Saint James, located in the United States Virgin Islands.

    We have one rule: Any attempts to affect the server’s integrity shall be met with swift and painful justice.

    We hope to see you soon, Thank you!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Divine Spears Created: 25

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Vexmc

    Vexmc

    Welcome to VEXMC! This is a revolutionary OneBlock server, with tons of cool custom features and textures! Come online today to grind it out!

    DISCORD: discord.gg/vexobSTORE: store.vexmc.uk

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 11

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Project Magma

    Project Magma

    CompleteMC’s modded server. Mods: Applied Energistics 2 rv6-stable-7 Ender Core 1.12.2-0.5.74 IF 4.5.0.291 Ends IO 5.1.55 Extra Utilities Hwyla 1.8.26 Inventory Pets 2.0.3 Iron Chest 7.0.67 Magical Crops Core 1.0.2 ProjectE 1.12.2-PE1.4.1 Redstone Flux – 2.1.0.6

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Adenbey

    Adenbey

    You can support by voting

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Lava Central

    Lava Central

    We are a new Factions and KitPvP server. We plan on expanding to Skywars, Bedwars, and probably Skyblock, once we get an active player base.

    Game: mc.lavacentral.xyz

    Website: lavacentral.xyz

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • The Furry Kingdom

    The Furry Kingdom

    A friendly furry server aimed at embracing creativity and hard work. Enhanced survival, semi-easy play. Hope to see you there!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Mines Excavated: 4742 Elemental Crystals Collected: 25

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Terralith WhisperCraft

    Terralith WhisperCraft

    Welcome to Terralith WhisperCraft 1.19.2!!! We are a server for ages 15+ and have some amazing datapacks included to modify the way the world looks in our vanilla based server. The datapacks included are: Terralith: for the overworld, which adds nearly 100 new biomes! Incendium: for the nether, adding several new biomes and many new structures to explore! We also have a number of plugins to enhance your experience, with favorites such as: CMI, CoreProtect, Jobs Reborn, mcMMO, GriefProtection, TempFly (Which you can get from voting!), Elite mobs and more! I’ve also created over 100 ranks to /rankup with and over 100 kits per rank, including the option for donator ranks! One of the things I like most about this server is that you can claim land to prevent grief and have access to a resource world, so we never have to worry about running into other players claims. If this sounds like the right type of server for you, come give us a look! Server IP for Java: magicwhistler.apexmc.co / Server IP for Bedrock: magicwhistler.apexmc.co Port: 19102

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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