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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 3715 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!
So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!
Eystreem, also known as Jordan, is a popular gaming YouTuber and content creator known for his Minecraft videos and tutorials. With a growing fan base of over 4 million subscribers, Eystreem creates engaging and entertaining content that showcases his creativity and passion for gaming. He is known for his unique storytelling abilities and his dedication to providing high-quality content for his viewers. Eystreem continues to inspire and 
