MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Animals Bred:	182	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Farms Harvested:	734	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Towns Built:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magic Items Found:	7970	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	747511	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Crops Grown:	9248
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ores Mined:	774

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Void Gems Collected:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Potions Brewed:	100
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.