MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

acceptance, aging, coping, death, Dropping, emotional, family, flies, Friends, Grief, Life Changes, Loss, loved ones, Midlife, midlife crisis, MidlifeCraft, mortality, perspective, Reality, relationships, Struggle, SUCKS, Support

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchantments Applied:	205	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Animals Bred:	187	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Crops Grown:	4775	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Animals Bred:	106

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Void Gems Collected:	31
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Emeralds Found:	2280	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1939	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	1135
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	988
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Potions Brewed:	121	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Star Shards Collected:	106	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.