MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

acceptance, aging, coping, death, Dropping, emotional, family, flies, Friends, Grief, Life Changes, Loss, loved ones, Midlife, midlife crisis, MidlifeCraft, mortality, perspective, Reality, relationships, Struggle, SUCKS, Support

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Towns Built:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Emeralds Found:	2161
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Endless Night Skies:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1598	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	4	New Chunks Explored:	60741
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Buildings Constructed:	48
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	22357
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Zombie Dances:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492
Animals Bred:	182	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.