MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SageCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old p2W 1.8.9 faction experience? We have spent months working with Tequila-Spigot, the newest cannoning.jar that allows for 1.8 cannons on the newest versions of Minecraft. That’s right, this is not a 1.8 server. 𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟏.𝟐𝟎.2 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝟏.𝟖 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	297	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ShantyCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at play.shantycraft.com ShantyCraft is a new and welcoming survival server running on 1.20.4! We have a semi-vanilla style game play with a some extra features for a better experience. This includes a growing economy with player sign shops, warps, a player GUI shop, and land claims to prevent griefing. We encourage new players to take advantage of a great opportunity to set up base in a fresh world. Building things like shops and warps for other players to visit is encouraged. Redstone engineers and mob farms are welcome! Come check out our community today and get started! Our server was recently opened so there’s plenty of opportunity and land to explore in a fresh new world. Play Now at play.shantycraft.com

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SkittleMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to SkittleMC! We’re a Minecraft network running since 2017 with an unique community where you can express yourself freely in a non-toxic way. This is a place where all types of weirdness and creativity are accepted. Primarily focused on the roleplay, economy and survival genres.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Zombie Dances:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Adventure Kingdom

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Adventure Kingdom is a minecraft server that wants to provide players with the best survival game experience. Based on the GriefPrevention plugin that protects your area from grief. In addition, there is also a mcMMO plugin that brings with the effort on the server some progress for the player. From other plugins: Jobs, RankUp system. SimpleClans… A lot of fun awaits you, so don’t wait and visit our server. :)IP: play.adventure-kingdom.org Discord: https://dsc.gg/adventure-kingdom

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

WildCraft

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

WyldCraft ServerSemi-Vanilla Survival Server! Features: Economy Custom Spawners Custom Enchants Lag-Free Community Friendly Staff Greif Prevention Resource World Voting

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	4303	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GamiFun Demon Slayer

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

MCMMO Roleplay modded server, that includes a bunch of loved mods, with a newly popular Kimetsu no Yaiba mod, that brings the Demon Slayer universe into Minecraft!Explore the world of GamiFun’s Demon Slayer, choose between becoming a Demon or Slayer, complete missions, become a Hashira or Twelve Kizuki, talk with people with a functional voice chat, gain money by participating in the server’s economy.The server includes famous places from the anime, like the Final Selection, Mugen Train, Entertainment District and more!Modpack: http://demonslayermodpack.gamifun.eu/ Discord: discord.gg/gamifun Website: https://www.demonslayerstore.gamifun.eu/

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

AuroEarth MC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

AuroEarth MC is a towny geopolitical sandbox server for Minecraft. We offer a custom 1:500 scale earth world for towns and nations to prosper.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7034
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GRM Pixelmon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

How to Install / Join: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/installWelcome to GRM Pixelmon Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged This version of pixelmon runs on MINECRAFT 1.16.5! Modpack : https://reforged.gg/What do we offer GRM pixelmon was founded by a cat and cookies are the best. We offer a free rank, backpack and pokeheal for everyone. We have loads of custom content for our players like the Johto Region inspired by the pokemon games, Safari Zone, PokeHunt, Events, Daily Rewards and much more!Server Information IP Address: grmpixelmon.com Website: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Iperios

Economy, Roleplay, Towny

Iperios[Semi-Vanilla]{Whitelist}{1.20.2}{Geopolitics}{Semi-rp}{Towny}{Dynmap}Iperios is a growing server that want to create a semi-rp and geopolitical atmosphere around the server.Plugins list: -Mcmmo -Essentials -Dynmap -Armorstandtools -Customheads -GriefPrevention -Harbor(Sleep plugin)Hope that you visit us and see you in Iperios! 🙂

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	1192

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TNTWcraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

A server based on vanilla survival with added protections. Head out of spawn and build almost anywhere you want and do just about anything else that you would want to.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Emeralds Found:	7936
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MeepCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Towny | Skyblock | Parkour | COD Zombies | Creative | CommunityWe’ve spent the last 10 years crafting the Ultimate Economy Experience and certainly have a lot of history with our community. Make lifelong friends and meet new people, our staff are here to support you along the way! Our gamemodes are always being tweaked and updated, with chances to win custom items in our community events. With past players like PrestonPlayz, LittleLizardGaming, JeromeASF, IAmTheAttack and Notch. Yes… the Notch, you cannot go wrong.IP: MeepCraft.com

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Just Bucket

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Brand new Survival server!! JUST BUCKET – [SMP] [ECONOMY]

Jobs, Economy, SMP, soon to be Creative sub server as well.. Come be a part of a growing community!Do you like Minecraft? Want to create awesome builds? Play with friendly people? Talk in the discord? All this while surviving nights and discovering new land? Then join us today, you wont regret it! Plugins: The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft, while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We offer GriefPrevention, Economy systems, jobs, and all the normal home, spawn, tpa and warp commands! Tired of mining and crafting? We’ve got alternatives for those looking for a change of pace: Player based economy, and player trading. Use chest shops to sell or buy while you’re online or offline, or trade directly with players while online. Finally, we have a friendly staff with multiple ranking systems and room to advance throughout the server and staff. Player, member, helper, moderator and higher.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Enchantments Applied:	115	New Chunks Explored:	311777
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ThenzoSMP

Survival

ThenzoSMPThenzoSMP is a server that strives to become the most unique survival server with the most enjoyable twists, like boss fights, jobs, battlepass, and a lot more!join today to find out every feature!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EstCraft

MCMMO, Survival

The EstCraft server is a SMP with a custom map. We have friendly staff and players. The server is mostly estonian, but english people are also welcome. We have plugins to make your experience better.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Skyland

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Hello and welcome to Skyland Minecraft! We are a server that focuses on world building with nations, cities and history on a Minecraft Java 1.18x-1.20x server that uses the Lands plugin.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	831564	Mines Excavated:	2926
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Love Letters Sent:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!