MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

acceptance, aging, coping, death, Dropping, emotional, family, flies, Friends, Grief, Life Changes, Loss, loved ones, Midlife, midlife crisis, MidlifeCraft, mortality, perspective, Reality, relationships, Struggle, SUCKS, Support

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	299	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SkyHub

PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to SkyHub, the ultimate SkyBlock experience! Immerse yourself in a sky-high adventure where you start with nothing but a floating island and your wits. Build and expand your island, conquer challenges, and unlock new dimensions of creativity. With custom features, challenging quests, and a vibrant community, SkyHub promises an unparalleled SkyBlock journey. Join us and elevate your gameplay to new heights!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	407	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ZombiEra Official

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to ZombiEra Minecraft server!Dear Minecraft enthusiasts, experience a unique zombie apocalypse on ZombiEra Official! Our custom plugin transforms the vanilla Minecraft world for an unparalleled gaming experience.Open Beta Now Live! Join, explore, and report bugs. Your feedback refines the game for you.Your Ideas Shape Us. Be part of our community-driven server! Share suggestions, shaping the future of ZombiEra Official.Server Details: Version 1.18.x to 1.20.x, Platform: Java EditionEmbark on the ZombiEra journey today! Join us in creating an epic Minecraft apocalypse. Sincerely, ZombiEra Official Team

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SpillZone

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hello and welcome to SpillSone Norwegian Minecraft Server!Game zone consists of several game zones, which means that you can choose from * Survival * Towny * Vanilla (Whitelisted) * MiniGames (BedWars, BuildBattle, Parkour, The Lab, and PartyGames)You choose what suits you to play!But I recommend that you read the SpillSone.no website for more information!The server opens 28 January 2024

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

16b16t

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

16b16t is an anarchy server similar to 2b2t with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.The server has /tpa commands to give an unique twist to the anarchy experience but besides that there are no plugins that interfere with the gameplay. This also includes no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base.There is no staff on the server, so there is no one to help you if you get into a dispute with another player.The server started in 15.01.2024 after the complete shutdown of 16b16t.org

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magic Items Found:	2402
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	151	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	30	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchantments Applied:	298
Void Gems Collected:	32	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	695688
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7440	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Divine Spears Created:	25

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!