MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Animals Bred:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Trade Haven

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43
Crops Grown:	4151	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Void Armor Forged:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CareFree Network

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

This server would be what you always expected.

– = CareFree Prison = – Do you like to rank up by mining and selling blocks to reach freedom? Here we are!

What you need to understand is very simple: CareFree Prison takes users to a new vision of prison, never seen before, with revolutionized mechanics to let you relive the prison experience years ago, based on PvP and which wants to bring users to recognize what was once called Prison.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	79
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crops Grown:	8540
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MarilagHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to MarilagHaven, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and immersive experience! Our server boasts an engaging economy system where players can accumulate in-game currency through various activities like mining, crafting, and trading to build their dream virtual empire. The bustling player-run shop allows you to buy and sell goods, fostering a dynamic and lively marketplace. To add to the excitement, we offer a diverse range of jobs, allowing players to specialize in professions like farming, mining, and fishing, earning rewards as they level up. Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock exclusive rewards by opening crates and participating in vote parties, where you can celebrate your voice in shaping the server’s future! Join us now and embark on an extraordinary adventure in MarilagHaven!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7131	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Animals Bred:	60	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FateMC

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to FateMC, a delightful Minecraft survival server where you embark on exciting adventures to shape your destiny! Explore a carefully crafted world with beautiful landscapes, various environments, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Gather resources, build shelters, and marvel at stunning sunrises and sunsets.

But be prepared for challenges! Encounter tough creatures, conquer dungeons, and join factions to create exciting rivalries that impact the server’s history. FateMC is all about friendly community interactions, engaging events, and making new friends.

Are you a skilled builder, an eager explorer, or a clever strategist? Your choices determine your path in FateMC, where survival meets fate, and countless possibilities await. Begin your extraordinary journey with us today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Mines Excavated:	1165
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475	Towns Built:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Star Shards Collected:	60	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MahiCommunitySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MahiCommunitySMP, a vibrant Minecraft server where adventure and community thrive! Immerse yourself in a dynamic gameplay experience with our unique blend of Towny, SMP, and cross-platform play.

Forge your path in the world of Towny, where you can create and manage towns and nations, establish alliances, and build a flourishing community. Experience the thrill of cross-platform play with GeyserMC, connecting Java Edition and Bedrock Edition players together for a truly diverse and inclusive community.

Prepare yourself for intense BloodNights, where the night brings forth formidable challenges and epic battles. Defend your town, team up with friends, and conquer the darkness together.

Our economy system offers endless opportunities for growth and trade. Engage in various activities, mine precious resources, and participate in the economy with plugins like VeinMiner, which allows you to mine entire veins of ore with a single click.

Enhance your server experience with essential plugins like EssentialsX, providing a range of essential commands and features for smooth gameplay.

Ensure fair play and protect the integrity of the server with GrimAntiCheat, a robust anti-cheat plugin that safeguards against cheating and hacking. Explore the vast world with the help of DynMap, a real-time map that offers an overview of the server’s landscape and player locations.

Participate in voting with NuVotifier and voting plugins to earn rewards and show your support for the server. Engage with the community, make new friends, and embark on exciting adventures together.

Join MahiCommunitySMP today and become a part of our thriving Minecraft community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TechnoSurvival

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

TechnoSurvival is a friendly SMP server where you can play classic survival with some unique additions. You can choose between two worlds, Modern and Beta. Crossplay is supported so you can play on Java, Bedrock, and even VR! We also offer the ability to change your language if you know any other language that isn’t English! We offer more quality of life changes to the Survival experience such as TogglePvP, Random TP, Residence, Silk Spawners, 1.8 Combat, and much much more!

We hope to see you there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crops Grown:	5160
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Lands of Ethelia

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Lands of Ethelia is a Survival Nations server built around exploration, building, and roleplay.

Our server is NOT modded, and as such you can join without any prior install on any Java client 1.9 or higher, though we recommend the 1.20.1 as that is the servers native version.

On our server we bring the works of Stardust Labs to every single dimension, utilizing their datapacks to greatly enhance terrain generation and variety to give our players a breathtaking experience, whether they are building their home, exploring the countryside, or marching an army.

Our server encourages roleplay, specifically between groups of players, and as such our server utlizes the Lands plugin, to not only allow you to claim land and protect it from grief, but also to form nations and interact with other nations. We also encourage building great works of art, whether it be massive castles and medieval cities, or a huge skyscraper, we’ll even showcase awesome builds made on our server on our website!

We have: Dynmap, Aurellium Skills Lands, Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape, Treecapitator, Essentials, CoreProtect, ChestShop, DiscordSRV and more!

We want any and all willing hands to come play on our server and build it up as one of the greatest experiences for yourself and others, join today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AllayRival

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Our server is a 1.19+ version and features both SMP (Survival Multiplayer) and PVP (Player versus Player) gamemodes that are sure to provide you with endless hours of entertainment.

In SMP, you can build, explore and create with your friends, free from the worries of pesky PvP players. But if you’re feeling brave and want to put your skills to the test, hop into our PVP gamemode and show the world what you’re made of! With friendly competition and an active player base, you’re guaranteed to have a blast.

We promise you won’t be bored, because let’s face it, mining the same blocks over and over again can get pretty boring. So why not join AllayRival Minecraft Server and add some excitement to your life? With our hilarious community and endless possibilities, you’re sure to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us for some seriously fun Minecraft adventures!

Server store: store.allayrival.net Server ip: play.allayrival.net Bedrock ip: bedrock.allayrival.net Bedrock port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	428
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Cobblemon Islands

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Ores Mined:	4000	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MoodyMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Looking for a server that you can play on with your friends? Welcome to MoodyMC, a server where players can pvp make money and do custom quests. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magic Items Found:	5042	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ContinentalMC

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

=-ContinentalMC-=

ContinentalMC is a1:750 earth server where **YOU** can choose to create a town that is either completely PvE or PvP based! =-=-=-= Some of our server features: – Long, multi-day wars with siegewar – Online, web-map – Small community – Options to be completely neutral, PvP can be turned off – Graves – Teleporting – Vehicles, such as planes and drills – Much more!! =-=-=-=

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	610
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

WavyCraft

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

WavyCraft is a Christian SMP server with a community of BASED and REDPILLED Gigachads, a booming economy, quests, and fun minigames!

Server IP: wavycraft.net

Versions 1.9 -> 1.19 are supported!

» Survival » SkyBlock » BedWars » Parkour » PVP Arena

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Villages Defended:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Galaxypixelmon

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP

About this server Enter Galaxypixelmon and Start your adventurous journey!!!….. minecraft..1.12.2 pixelmon..8.4.3 (–POKEMONS–) (–RAID–) (–POKEMON CREATION- -) (–SYSTEM CLAMS–) (–GLOBAL PURCHASE AND SALE SYSTEM–) (–DEFENSES–) (–DUNGEONS MASMORRAS–) (–QUESTS–) (–PVP– ) (–CONSTRUCTIONS–) (–TOURNAMENTS–) (–EVENTS–) (–DRAWINGS–) (–LEGENDARY KEYS AND BOXES–)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BeastMC – Network

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

beastmc is a small new zealand hosted minecraft network, with lots to come still. we are arming to have a survival, creative, skyblock and a good amount of minigames to play across our servers i.e.: paintball, splegg, TnTRun, and so much more to play.

we’re waiting for you to join us.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.