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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 9571 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
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