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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 4132 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7250 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
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