Welcome to the most purrfect Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is home to the most hilarious and quirky cat named Michi, who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, your 12-year-old knows what’s up – Michi is the real star of the show here!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves, a skydiving competition with Endermen as your partners, and a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot (because why not?).

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, Michi the cat with the funny face. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

    Crafty Panda Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground panda fighting ring where you can bet diamonds on which panda will come out victorious. Trust us, it’s pandamonium down there!

    But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!

    So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Treasure Maps Found: 11

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Gender-Bendin’ Minecraft SMP

    Gender-Bendin’ Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a boring old dude in Minecraft? Join our SMP and play as a fabulous female character instead! Not only will you look fierce in that diamond armor, but you’ll also have a higher chance of finding rare loot because everyone knows female characters have better luck in games. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is more likely to drop extra loot if you defeat it as a female character. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and unleash your inner girl power!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Unfriendly Minecraft Server

    Unfriendly Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. They may be a little snooty, but they sure know how to throw a good party!

    2. Legend has it that there is a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to party with a Creeper on the dance floor?

    3. Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, led by a ruthless rooster named Cluck Norris. Cross them and you may find yourself facing an army of feathered thugs.

    4. Want to embark on a quest to find the fabled Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny? Rumor has it that it grants the wielder the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do their bidding.

    So, why wait? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, we may not be friends, but we sure know how to have a good time!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • White Ethonstate Minecraft SMP – Trans Player Welcome

    White Ethonstate Minecraft SMP – Trans Player Welcome
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t fully express your love for building AND your disdain for non-whites and kikes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where anything goes, including entering the mysterious white ethonstate. Who knows what adventures await you there? Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a few blocks of TNT for good measure. So come on, join us and let your inner chaos reign supreme!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 66 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Gayming Waifus Minecraft Server

    Gayming Waifus Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our magical realm where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music.

    Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who have a taste for player brains.

    If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new blocky friends and maybe even score a date with a cute Enderman.

    So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our resident llama, Benedikta. She’s a huge fan.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 78

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Meta Minecraft SMP – ReFantazio General #46

    Meta Minecraft SMP – ReFantazio General #46
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Version 1.03 (or 1.04 for you console peasants) is out and it’s causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory!

    We’ve got more players than a village full of villagers, with ReFantazio peaking at 85k concurrent players on Steam! We’ve sold more copies than diamonds in a mine on launch day, and now we’re available EVERYWHERE (except Nintendo Switch and Xbox One, sorry not sorry).

    Our special soundtrack is so fire, it’ll make you want to dance like a zombie in the moonlight. And don’t forget about MetaphorFix, because who needs reality when you’ve got mods?

    Join us and you’ll have more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Build your MC however you want, because even on Hard mode, you won’t brick yourself (literally). Team comp? Who cares! Just do what you love and it’ll work on any difficulty.

    So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let’s make Minecraft history together! Just remember to mark your spoilers, because even in a world of blocks, we have rules.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Equal Rights Minecraft Server

    Equal Rights Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal rights…but with a twist! Join us as we send you on top-secret spy missions to gather intel from the Hajis. That’s right, no more playing nurse or supply staff, it’s time to put on your spy gear and get sneaky. And for our transgender players, we have a special assignment for you – war corpse duty! Because who needs bodily mutilation when you can serve your country in a whole new way? Join us today and let’s make America…well, let’s just make it interesting!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Meteorite Armor Created: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Dust Settled Minecraft SMP Memes Aside

    Dust Settled Minecraft SMP Memes Aside
    Are you tired of boring, regular Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our SMP is like no other! Picture this: a world where the creepers dance to disco music, the pigs wear top hats, and the zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as wild and wacky as they come. So why join? Because where else can you find a server where the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint rainbows in the sky? Let your imagination run wild and come join the madness today!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Crafty Mahjong Server

    Crafty Mahjong Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mahjong madness!

    Not sure how to play mahjong? Don’t worry, we have a tutorial included just for you. And if you’re interested in mahjong in general, we have all the resources you need to become a mahjong master.

    But wait, there’s more! We even have M-League matches airing every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday at 19:00 JST. It’s like watching the Super Bowl of mahjong, but way more intense.

    And if you’re feeling artsy, we have an Arts and Crafts tourney coming up. Registration is open until October 31st, so don’t miss out on your chance to show off your creative skills.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave those boring servers behind and come join us for a mahjong experience like no other. And remember, vtumors, /jong/, and (you) can all take a hike!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Farms Harvested: 284

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ate 3k callries today Minecraft SMP

    ate 3k callries today Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to win a lifetime supply of Taco Bell! Our server is filled with delicious food and epic builds that will make you forget all about your troubles. Plus, rumor has it that our fembot onitis is looking for a chubby chaser, so don’t worry about being loved no matter how much you eat. Come join us and let’s feast our way to victory!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5244 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Game Over Age – Minecraft Server

    Game Over Age – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you feel like your block-building skills are stuck in the Stone Age? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, you can leave your noob days behind and become a Minecraft legend!

    Join us and embark on a journey filled with epic quests, treacherous dungeons, and mythical creatures. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level, you’ll unlock the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies! And trust us, nothing strikes fear into the hearts of your foes like a horde of adorable bunnies hopping towards them.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave warriors to join him in his quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. Legend has it that those who aid Blocky will be rewarded with endless riches and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you’re not just another Minecraft player – you’re a Minecraft hero in the making!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

    SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we focus on fapping-focused AIslop! Join us if you enjoy plapping to AI perfection and want to be surrounded by like-minded individuals. Our community is filled with prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion directors, NovelAI artists – basically, if you’re into AIslop, you’ll fit right in!

    But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Nijisanji doesn’t pay enough, so we’re here to fill that void! Our server is a place where you can let your wildest AIslop fantasies run free, all while abiding by site rules (of course).

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have the most outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you. From building giant fapping towers to battling AI monsters, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the fapping-focused AIslop madness for yourself! Just remember to use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed – we take our AIslop seriously here. See you in the virtual world, plappers!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Madoka Movie Teaser Minecraft Server

    Madoka Movie Teaser Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil zombie chickens, and explore secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant flamingo with laser eyes? Yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, once you enter our world, you’ll never want to leave. Just watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re no joke.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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