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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9620 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday
