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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 937 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday
