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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 3474 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 382 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday
