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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 9837 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 397 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday
