Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Sugar Rush Depression Den

    Sugar Rush Depression Den
    u know what else is associated with depression? NOT joining our epic minecraft server! our server is like a sugary diet for ur soul, bringing u joy and happiness with every block u break and every creeper u explode.

    join us and u will never feel sad again, cuz our community is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic pvp battles u will ever experience.

    so come on, what r u waiting for? ditch that sugary diet and join our minecraft server for a sweet taste of happiness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 45

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • MineMagic Minecraft server

    MineMagic Minecraft server

    The server is designed for an adequate audience:

    No unnecessary plugins; Donation is present only to support the server and accelerate the development of the player; Inappropriate behavior and the use of third-party software will lead players to appropriately severe punishments.

    The server is constantly evolving:

    The server contains plugins that are written by its own programmer to add new content to the game and compensate for the lack of plugins for new versions of Minecraft; Constant work is being done on the gameplay of the game, new dungeons and events are being added; When a certain amount of online accumulates on the server, tech will be developed. support in the Telegram messenger; In the future, new modes and new servers will be added as they grow.

    Start of the journey:

    The server has just begun its existence, so we are always happy to welcome new arrivals.

    Thank you for your attention and good luck playing :*

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 76 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. You’ll be mining diamonds like a boss and slaying creepers like a pro in no time.

    2. We have special events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Sim Room Overclock? Yeah, it’s like a virtual reality within a virtual reality. Mind = blown.

    3. Our special recruits are next level. Quency: Escape Queen? Phantom? Rumani? These are not your average Minecraft characters, my friend. They are legends in the making.

    4. Want to dress up your character in style? We’ve got costume passes that will make your Minecraft avatar the envy of all other players. Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan are just the beginning.

    5. And let’s not forget about the codes. Use them wisely and you’ll unlock rewards that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2211

    The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2211
    Welcome to the Doggy Style Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground dog fighting arena where you can bet on your favorite Minecraft pooch and watch them battle it out for glory! 2. Our Princess of Hell, Charlie, will personally rehabilitate any demons on the server who are causing trouble. She’s like a Minecraft therapist for demons! 3. Blitzo from Helluva Boss runs a small assassin business on the side, so if you need someone taken out in-game, he’s your demon! 4. Moxxie, Millie, and Loona are also part of the SMP, and they will protect you from any griefers or trolls with their demon powers. 5. We have a special Helluva Boss-themed texture pack that turns all the creepers into adorable imps with little hats. It’s both cute and deadly!

    So come join our wacky, wild, and doggy-filled Minecraft SMP for a helluva good time! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your demon-slaying skills.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • SMPDrugCraft – Minecraft SMP

    SMPDrugCraft – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate high without any real-life consequences! Our server is like a virtual drug that will have you addicted in no time. We’ve had players stay up for days on end building the most insane structures, all because they couldn’t get enough of that sweet, sweet block-placing action.

    But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. We’ve had players lose their jobs, relationships, and even their sanity all because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the addictive world of Minecraft. It’s like a drug, but way more fun (and legal)!

    So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and questionable life choices, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of virtual block-building!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • GlowedUpGang

    GlowedUpGang
    Are you tired of being treated like a block of dirt in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate glow up! Before joining, players were treated like ugly villagers with unibrows and crooked teeth. But after joining our server, they transformed into beautiful diamond-clad warriors with enchanted armor and shiny swords. People will be lining up to trade with you at the marketplace, and mobs will run in fear at the sight of your newfound beauty. Don’t miss out on this epic transformation – join our server now and become the diamond in the rough you were always meant to be!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Towns Built: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • SyriaCraft: Tanked Up!

    SyriaCraft: Tanked Up!
    get ready to join the most epic minecraft server ever, where IDF tanks cross into syria and the jerusalem post is shooketh! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows! not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7092 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Emeralds Found: 3897 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Animals Bred: 14 Ether Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Furry Friends Minecraft Server

    Furry Friends Minecraft Server
    Are you a fan of furry friends and all things anthropomorphic? Do you find yourself getting hot and bothered by some steamy yiff action? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner furry flag fly high and indulge in all your wildest fantasies. From sexy wolf warriors to seductive cat creatures, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on in and get ready to unleash your inner beast in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that yiffing action!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Observer Awards Minecraft SMP

    Observer Awards Minecraft SMP
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we do things a little differently.

    Picture this: instead of normal awards, we have AI-generated observer awards where everything is turned upside down. And guess what? In every single ballot, we’ve replaced “most underrated” with the one and only Natsupoi. Why? Because why not!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will have you laughing for days. So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Crops Grown: 6132 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

    SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

    Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

    And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Animals Bred: 195
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Buildings Constructed: 23 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    New Chunks Explored: 69270 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • MineCraftyMemories

    MineCraftyMemories
    Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

    Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

    If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

    Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

    Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

    Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Farms Harvested: 750 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

    i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • BdayBashCraft

    BdayBashCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

    Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Emeralds Found: 2950 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Runes Activated: 3 Crops Grown: 6937
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Void Gems Collected: 37

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

    MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Animals Bred: 164 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Runes Activated: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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