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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 5421 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 934231 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 944 |
This server is so epic, it’s like a mix of Cadmium, Tungsten, Uranium, Copper, Cobalt, and Zinc all rolled into one! And get this, playing on this server will give you a 29% increased chance of getting that sweet cardiovascular disease! Who wouldn’t want that, am I right?
But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll also have a 66% increased risk of death! That’s right, death! Who needs respawning when you can just kick the bucket for real, right?
So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the medical conditions you’ll develop while playing! Join now and start your journey to the afterlife today!