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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 2749 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK TO YOU IN A FANCY BRITISH ACCENT! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE SUPERHEROES, BUT WITH MORE SPANDEX AND LESS CAPE!
SO WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? BECAUSE WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS NAMED CLUCKINGTON? WHERE ELSE CAN YOU BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE, ONLY TO HAVE IT ATTACKED BY A HORDE OF ZOMBIE COWS?
JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO INSANE, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN DO A BACKFLIP! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY SAID BACKFLIP)