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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 8044 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 2929 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 152 |
WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK TO YOU IN A FANCY BRITISH ACCENT! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE SUPERHEROES, BUT WITH MORE SPANDEX AND LESS CAPE!
SO WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? BECAUSE WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS NAMED CLUCKINGTON? WHERE ELSE CAN YOU BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE, ONLY TO HAVE IT ATTACKED BY A HORDE OF ZOMBIE COWS?
JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO INSANE, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN DO A BACKFLIP! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY SAID BACKFLIP)