so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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