so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Potions Brewed: 79
Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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