so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
New Chunks Explored: 219159 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 150
Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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