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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 5263 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
so, like, u know how u go to business school and they’re all like “work hard and u will succeed” but then u graduate and u realize it’s all a lie? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we believe in giving everyone equal opportunities to succeed, no matter how much u suck at mining or building or whatever. come join us and experience a world where meritocracy is just a myth and everyone can be a diamond-hoarding, creeper-fighting legend! plus, we have a secret underground club where we discuss the deeper meaning of minecraft and eat cake. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? join us now and let’s smash the system together, one block at a time!
